Identifier: Series 3, Episode 3
Air Date: Mon., Sep. 27, 2010
Network: E4
(What is BootlegTV? To put it simply, sometimes things are available in other parts of the world, but not in the US. That doesn’t mean they can’t be enjoyed here, though.)
Simon was nice enough to hook Will up on a blind date, but as usual Will’s high expectations and standards screwed it all up. You’d think a guy at the bottom of the feeding pool would lower his standards a bit, but not this guy! Add to that the fact that he’s not all that tall to begin with and should it be a deal-breaker that Kerry was bigger than him? She wasn’t disgusting in any way.
But in his typical Will way, he managed to completely destroy their evening out, and manage to make things a million times worse than they were by breaking up with Kerry in the middle of a party. Worked out all right for Neil, though, who got at least two blowjobs out of the distraught girl. Neil’s tall, too, so that’s even better.
Jay’s usually a complete dick, and about the most useless person on the show, but I’ll give him credit where it’s due for the best idea of what to do with the bumper sticker reading “HONK IF YOU WANT A BLOWJOB.” Putting it on the back of Simon’s car almost ruined his chances with Tara, but Will’s behavior sealed the deal.
With friends like these … and all that, definitely applies to this show. Why do we stick with people who only bring us down into their muck time and time again. Will remains his own worst enemy, Jay remains the most obnoxious person on television, and Neil somehow manages to just skate through. Simon is actually the most normal of the bunch.
